Married (sorry ladies) zero kids, 1.8 cats, 0.9 houses, 1 government job.

I work in environmental regulation, specifically wastewater permitting (which is actually pretty interesting...seriously). I live in Glamorous Unincorporated Snohomish County with my wife (who went to high school in Idaho, just like Napoleon Dynamite). I'm in the process of remodeling my house. Nothing makes you feel closer to your spouse than moving into a hole-in-the-wall studio apartment while your three-bedroom house is being de-bathroomed.